Papa_Ink: Dinner was good
S1: (sarcastically) I couldn’t tell
Papa_Ink: (indignantly) I ate just as much as you did
S1: No freaking way I had 1 piece of lasagna
S2: Pa, you ate seconds
* Papa_Ink shrugs and walks away from table *
Papa_Ink: You gonna eat that last piece of bread
* S1 glares, S2 laughs *
S1: Go for it… (Sarcastically) I mean you ate the same amount as I did, right?
Papa_Ink: Two pieces of lasagna are equal to one
S2: How does that even make sense. Two pieces are 2 pieces.
S1: Your logic is clearly flawed old man. *looks at S2* He’s your father.
S2: At least he’s funny
* Silence *
S2: He’s dipping the bread into the pan of lasagna
S1: Get away from the lasagna! Eww, no don’t double dip you nasty!
Papa_Ink: *looks at S2* tattletale