Dinner with the Inks

Papa_Ink: Dinner was good

S1: (sarcastically) I couldn’t tell

Papa_Ink: (indignantly) I ate just as much as you did

S1: No freaking way I had 1 piece of lasagna

S2: Pa, you ate seconds

 

* Papa_Ink shrugs and walks away from table * 

 

Papa_Ink: You gonna eat that last piece of bread

 

* S1 glares, S2 laughs * 

 

S1: Go for it… (Sarcastically) I mean you ate the same amount as I did, right?

Papa_Ink: Two pieces of lasagna are equal to one

S2: How does that even make sense. Two pieces are 2 pieces.

S1: Your logic is clearly flawed old man. *looks at S2* He’s your father.

S2: At least he’s funny

 

* Silence *

 

S2: He’s dipping the bread into the pan of lasagna

S1: Get away from the lasagna! Eww, no don’t double dip you nasty!

Papa_Ink: *looks at S2* tattletale

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: